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random things im thinking about
how AI can never get the hands right!
this video of a guy doing impressions that makes me momentarily forget how scary the potential of deep fake technology is.
tumblr regressing to its peak era of cringe in all its mishapocylptic-thanks-I-got-them-from-the-president glory to scare off any twitter emigrés. Gotta say, it gave me ALL THE FEELS for when I used to actually write like this !!! WHAT IS AIR!
read
Meat, Mask, Burden: Probing the contours of the branded self - Is the inherent performance of social media making bad for us? This article was published in 2008 to critique the rise of the reality tv show star (specifically in the context of “American Idol”) but zooweemama is it a prescient piece on, y’know, every waking moment of our online lives???? #foodforthought. Best of all! The whole thing article is available to read for free.
watch
(kind of) - Scandalous photos from the set of Life with Derek - Oh, Life with Derek… that time Disney Channel accidentally made an incest show. I have a longer piece about the whole thing if you’re confused, but if you have hazy memories of watching scenes like this on TV:
You will not believe what was going on behind the scenes.
My guess is Ashley Leggat (Casey) and Michael Seater (Derek) had some kind of romantic tension off-screen that seeped into their on-screen performances which unfortunately cemented Life with Derek’s legacy as the "Disney Channel incest show.” It’s okay, though. The actors ship it too.
where are they now: that kid from the “babygirl” video
Pause. If the title of this video or the face below is unfamiliar to you, I implore you to watch it and come back.
Someone showed me this video in like 2014 and I still come back to it every now and then. I love his patronizing tone, I love the rocking camerawork that makes you feel seasick, I love the way he launches right into lore that raises a hundred different questions.
What is he forgiving Briona for? Who is Mr. Logerado. Is this even real?
This video was obviously meant for one person babygirl, so I don’t feel entitled to any answers from magmaflower (real name Dominick Romano) himself. So I snooped around for answers myself.
Here’s what I found:
Is the video real? yes
Why is he making the video? he made the video to “reassure his girlfriend that he was OK after staying home from school for several consecutive days due to an illness.”
Who is Mr. Logerado (LoGiurato)? We don’t know for sure. Some theorize it’s a wood shop teacher at school, but one commenter insinuates they go to school with the happy couple and Dominick is actually making a little joke about their English teacher.
For more reading on Dominick (and juicy details on his status with Briona!), check out this interview with babe.net (yes of the babe.net of canceling aziz ansari fame).
non-internet thing of the week
Stickers - I believe there are only two types of things in the world: things I have put stickers on and things I have yet to put stickers on.
I found my old sticker collection while packing a few days ago and I can distinctly remember the contours of each and every one. Is this what having children is like?
I used to bring this thing with me everywhere in lieu of trying talk to other kids. They’d see the shiny glimmer and flock to me like crows. IDK I think it could still make a great conversation starter.
anyways stay perfect baby girl <3